basically

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via shouldnt)

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

(via shouldnt)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(via seanp0donnell)

thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

(via shouldnt)

orgasmic-humor:

talking to australians like

(via rhydonmyhardon)